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Sligo’s Facebook Hell

October 5th, 2021 | by sligoadmin

The people of Sligo reacted strongly to the outage of social media and messaging platforms yesterday. Scars Facebook, Instagram and

Messi For Sligo Rovers?

August 9th, 2021 | by sligoadmin

Speculation is mounting by the minute that the great Lionel Messi may become a Sligo Rovers player. Jersey It’s our

SligoSligoNews Rowing Analysis

July 29th, 2021 | by sligoadmin

Local man, Paddy Smith, rang the office this morning to provide SligoSligoNews with an in-depth analysis of Ireland’s gold medal

Embarrassing Mix Up

July 7th, 2021 | by sligoadmin

Drinking A Sligo man admitted to friends at an outdoor drinking session how he caused an embarrassing mix up earlier

Sligo Mother Appalled

May 28th, 2021 | by sligoadmin

Kay Smith contacted SligoSligoNews this week to ensure other mothers don’t have to suffer the same shame and outrage or

You Can Rent This!!!

April 27th, 2021 | by sligoadmin

If you think the rental scene is crazy in Ireland, spare a thought for people searching for a gaff in

Sligo Mans Finds Hidden Room

April 20th, 2021 | by sligoadmin

Earlier this year a New York woman discovered a hidden room – indeed an entire apartment – behind a bathroom

Dealers – “Open Up”

April 16th, 2021 | by sligoadmin

Government Drug dealers throughout the country want guidelines and opening dates from the government. The acting president of DDR&EGS (Drug

Psychedelic Brain Reset

March 31st, 2021 | by sligoadmin

Drugs Scientists are currently running scientific trials using powerful psychedelic drugs that may help with depression. Note – the scientists

Lil Sister Kim

March 29th, 2021 | by sligoadmin

The younger sister of North Korean leader Kim Jong-un last week warned the US not to “cause a stink”. Orange

Space Hotel

March 26th, 2021 | by sligoadmin

How would you feel about spending a holiday in a place that’s literally, out of this world? You may get

Doggy Brain Study

March 24th, 2021 | by sligoadmin

Brains A scientific study by some of the world’s leading boffins (scientists) has looked at how dog’s brains relate to

Happy St. Patrick’s Day!!!

March 17th, 2021 | by sligoadmin

Happy St. Patrick’s Day – when did that become a thing? I don’t know, it just sort of happened. When

Pretty Polly – F’ Off

March 10th, 2021 | by sligoadmin

Feathers have been ruffled and feathers flying at a nature park. Bad A number of foul mouthed parrots at a

Sligo Work At Home Survey

February 9th, 2021 | by sligoadmin

Covid has led to dramatic changes in the way the world works. Academics from somewhere or other have studied the

Sligo “Super Spreader”

February 1st, 2021 | by sligoadmin

Sligo A local county Sligo woman in her twenties has been identified as a “Super Spreader”. The woman wishes to

Up Up and Away

January 28th, 2021 | by sligoadmin

French French aircraft manufacturer Airbus unveiled plans to produce a zero emission hydrogen fuelled passenger aircraft. It’s the world’s first

Sainted Of The Internet

January 7th, 2021 | by sligoadmin

A young computer programmer who died in 2006 was declared a saint of the Internet late last year. Blessed The

Pardon Me, Trump

December 24th, 2020 | by sligoadmin

Donald Trump is set to posthumously pardon a number of people before his reign ends in January. The following are

Social Distanced Xmas Dinner

December 18th, 2020 | by sligoadmin

The NPET spoilsports have issued detailed guidelines for Irish households on how to handle the Christmas dinner this year while

Have a Butchers

December 17th, 2020 | by sligoadmin

A new sex toy designed for women may be given the unusual and unappealing name ‘The Butcher’. Crazy The name

Got An Earful

December 14th, 2020 | by sligoadmin

A passenger on a Ryanair flight to Majorca earlier this year had his ear bitten off by a fellow passenger.

Sligo Woman Goes Ballistic

December 12th, 2020 | by sligoadmin

A south Sligo woman is set to spend Christmas and New year behind bars after she went ballistic this week.

Deal or No Deal

December 9th, 2020 | by sligoadmin

With all current media output devoted to Brexit it has come to the attention of SSN that Boris Johnson and

Trump for Sligo – Official

November 9th, 2020 | by sligoadmin

Defeated An official has been reported as saying that the defeated US President  may relocate to Sligo. Before the election

Sex in Lockdown – Dial it in

August 5th, 2020 | by sligoadmin

NPHET (the National Public Health Emergency Team) offered advice for adults, especially young adults to engage in online or phone

Fast Food Restaurant Discrimination

June 21st, 2020 | by sligoadmin

Following a public outcry, SligoSligoNews carried out a year long  investigation into discrimination in fast food joints. These are some

Keep Your Distance

June 17th, 2020 | by sligoadmin

With so many guidelines it’s hard to know what to follow. So here’s a handy breakdown from  SligoSligoNews, to clear

Planning Permission Not Required

June 5th, 2020 | by sligoadmin

A Cartron woman found a clever way to contravene planning regulations recently. Family Having read about a family from the deep

Hit Squad in Midlands

May 30th, 2020 | by sligoadmin

A South American hit squad were spotted hanging out over the last few days in county Offaly.  It is believed

Sex Fantasy Gone Wrong

May 29th, 2020 | by sligoadmin

An online court heard the sorry tale of a man whose urges got the “better of him.”  Michael “Dickie” Smith

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