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Worst Valentine Gifts For Men

February 14th, 2020 | by sligoadmin

Ok everyone agrees it’s mainly a day for the ladies. A time to focus on the significant love of your

Erection Fever

January 14th, 2020 | by sligoadmin

A general erection has been called in Ireland. Balls “It’s huge,” said the sexy female newsreader “news for the country”.

Our Reputation Fucked

January 9th, 2020 | by sligoadmin

A Sligo representative has today lambasted the youth of the country. Sex Councillor Thaddeus McFillibuster who represents Sligo central asked

Supermarket Wars

December 24th, 2019 | by sligoadmin

SligoSligoNews took to the streets to talk to battle-scarred shoppers who’ve been “hard at it” the last few days. Gluten

Forecasts Will Continue – Forecaster

December 21st, 2019 | by sligoadmin

Met Eireann will continue as the country’s top weather forecaster – for the foreseeable future. Bad Following numerous complaints and

Washing Machines Recalled

December 17th, 2019 | by sligoadmin

The domestic/utility side of a lot of Irish households was thrown into a spin today when it was announced that

Washing Is Out

December 16th, 2019 | by sligoadmin

The men of Sligo have been rejoicing as news filters through that it’s ok not to wash this Christmas. Wash

Government Bingo Balls Up

December 5th, 2019 | by sligoadmin

Balls Protesters forced the government into making an about face over the Gaming and Lotteries Bill with regard to bingo.

Black Friday

November 29th, 2019 | by sligoadmin

SligoSligoNews investigates – Where did Black Friday come from? Eat Some say the day is a commercial celebration of all

Broadband For All

November 27th, 2019 | by sligoadmin

The news that the government has finally signed the contact for the National Broadband plan was warmly welcomed by the

Ghost Broker Scandal

November 22nd, 2019 | by sligoadmin

More than 10,000 motor insurance policies have been taken out with “ghost” brokers says one of the country’s leading insurance

Full Employment Questioned

November 20th, 2019 | by sligoadmin

The CSO – Central Statistics Office – has stated that Ireland is reaching full employment but here at SligoSligoNews we

At Last It’s The Day For Men

November 19th, 2019 | by sligoadmin

It only comes around one day a year and it’s here. The 19th November is International Men’s Day or IMD

Pint Sized Road Signs

November 15th, 2019 | by sligoadmin

A Sligo county councillor has called on all concerned to produce new road signs in preparation for the possible roll

RTE Cuts May Benefit Sligo

November 8th, 2019 | by sligoadmin

Changes proposed by the supreme leader of RTE Dee Forbes include the following. Moving the whole kit and caboodle to

British Excited For Erection

October 30th, 2019 | by sligoadmin

The British are beside themselves at the prospect of an erection this winter. The parliament in Westminster at last had

Halloween Stolen

October 29th, 2019 | by sligoadmin

It has come to the attention of the authorities that Halloween was stolen. In an initial, though as yet unconfirmed, report

Sligo Penalty Points Shame

October 29th, 2019 | by sligoadmin

Sligo drivers are third from bottom of a national table showing penalty points. Shame The national average is 16% and

Trump Buys Cork

October 28th, 2019 | by sligoadmin

It’s been reported by the international press the President of the United States has bought the city and county of

Smartphone Light Speeds Ageing

October 18th, 2019 | by sligoadmin

US boffins suggest that light coming from smartphones at night could make humans age faster. Brain Experiments on fruit flies

Trump Will Nuke Aran

October 15th, 2019 | by sligoadmin

The US President Donald Trump has issued a stern warning to the leaders of Aran to desist or there will

Prison Is Slimming

October 10th, 2019 | by sligoadmin

Listen up bitches. Forget the X plan or Y plan or whatever plan you’re on for losing weight – the

Put Baby To Sleep With The U2

October 2nd, 2019 | by sligoadmin

Popular Irish rock group The U2 are regarded in some circles as the  world’s most soporific combo. One Scientists claim

Speed Van Drivers Take The Piss

September 21st, 2019 | by sligoadmin

It has been revealed that GoSafe speed camera operators may be going on strike over pay and conditions but mainly

Kenya – Ban Plane Anal Acoustics

September 20th, 2019 | by sligoadmin

A Kenyan politician wants to make a law to prevent farting on commercial flights. Apparently high levels of farting takes

Trump To Buy Norn Iron

September 3rd, 2019 | by sligoadmin

  Rumours have been circulating around Washington all morning that President Donald Trump has offered to buy Northern Ireland from

US Prez Doesn’t Lie

August 30th, 2019 | by sligoadmin

It’s official the president of the United States, Donald Trump doesn’t tell lies. Fibs That’s coming from officials and advisers

Ireland Top Of The World

August 27th, 2019 | by sligoadmin

It’s a great day for Ireland and the Irish. We are the best little tax haven in the world. The

Garda Porn Scandal

August 21st, 2019 | by sligoadmin

Reports  on the wire (just an old fashioned phrase and a means where news was once circulated) reached us to

Sligo Hippies Don’t Wash

August 8th, 2019 | by sligoadmin

Bacteria More and more people around the world are curtailing their use of soap and Sligo hippies are no slouches

Now Dublin Water Leads The Way

August 6th, 2019 | by sligoadmin

Here we go again. Everything goes their way. Arseholes Not content with being the capital city, having the largest population

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