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Peeking Blinders

August 2nd, 2019 | by sligoadmin

The government has outlined a new and cruel household/broadband charge that will come into force within five years. Cynical Not

Back to the Future for Healthcare

July 18th, 2019 | by sligoadmin

The minister for health has announced that the Health Services Executive will be restructured into six separate regions.  Health The

Bank Robbers Still on the Loose

July 18th, 2019 | by sligoadmin

Notorious Up to 10000 more people were robbed by the notorious ‘Hole in the Wall’ gang. The central bank has been

Shit That’s Gold

June 7th, 2019 | by sligoadmin

Scientists have found a way to extract gold from faeces. Gold In what has been described, in some circles, as

Don’t Slur(ry) The President

June 5th, 2019 | by sligoadmin

Golf It has been reported that farmers operating near Trump’s hotel and golf course in Doonbeg county Clare have been

Summer Weather Warning

June 5th, 2019 | by sligoadmin

Met Eireann has issued a severe weather warning for the entire country. They haven’t decided on the colour as yet

Trump Will Not Visit Sligo

May 31st, 2019 | by sligoadmin

Local Republican party (not Sinn Fein) members are livid. Un-elected Apparently the US president was invited to visit Sligo by independent

Supermarket Recalls Product

May 24th, 2019 | by sligoadmin

A leading Irish supermarket chain has been forced to recall one of it’s top selling products. Top The “Vegan Surprise”

Big Brother Listens

April 12th, 2019 | by sligoadmin

When you think no one cares and no one listens to you, rest assure Amazon does. Bollix You know sometimes

Is That Your Truncheon?

April 4th, 2019 | by sligoadmin

“Sorry Garda is there something up?” the scantily clad woman is reported to have said.  “Oh! there is now,” the

Footy Chief Overworked

April 3rd, 2019 | by sligoadmin

The chief executive of a third world footballing (soccer) nation has stepped down from his position in recent days. The

Aliens Invade Sligo

April 1st, 2019 | by sligoadmin

It is a day that will go down in history. It is a day that will live in infamy. It

They’re Deer There, Oh! Dear

March 28th, 2019 | by sligoadmin

Dear me, it seems the county of Kerry is being overrun by these beautiful four legged creatures and locals are

FAI Rent-Buy

March 26th, 2019 | by sligoadmin

Unknown to the government, the general – taxpaying – public, the revenue, auditors and the media the FAI has been

Brown Envelopes?

March 25th, 2019 | by sligoadmin

Pies A recent inquiry found that a former Taoiseach (Irish for Prime minister) took over 200 thousand euro in secret

LA Galaxy Bring Beckham Back

March 22nd, 2019 | by sligoadmin

A statue of David Beckham was recently unveiled outside LA Galaxy’s ground as a tribute to the player. Liverpool But

Sligo Zoo to Close?

March 16th, 2019 | by sligoadmin

Sligo’s only zoo – located in Cloonloo, south Sligo will be forced to close unless someone steps in to save

Drone Disrupts Sligo Airport

February 21st, 2019 | by sligoadmin

A drone flying around Strandhill has put the airport out of action. Plane The object was spotted earlier today by

Vegetarian Politican’s Secret Life

January 31st, 2019 | by sligoadmin

A politician who wishes to remain anonymous has told SligoSligoNews that he stopped eating meat last summer. Secret The legislator

Yellow Snow Warnings Clarified

January 30th, 2019 | by sligoadmin

Concern has been raised nationally as to the type of snow that is being forecast for the country. Snow White

Sex Sells

January 30th, 2019 | by sligoadmin

Scientists at Sligo IT take a look at Sex. Boffins There has been widespread shock at the recent discovery that

China Moon Garden

January 18th, 2019 | by sligoadmin

It may sound like a nice place to eat but this is a Chinese space adventure where astronauts are growing

Man Flu – It’s Real

January 16th, 2019 | by sligoadmin

A respected medical journal has investigated the debilitating condition that strikes down thousands of men around this time every year. Man

Super Blood Wolf Moon

January 15th, 2019 | by sligoadmin

By Nina Varnier Science Correspondent The earth is due to experience what is known in astronomy circles as a Super

Dry January

January 3rd, 2019 | by sligoadmin

By  Glenn Ponder Health Correspondent A lot of people are having a dry January. After the untold excess over the

Sligo New Year Resolutions

January 1st, 2019 | by sligoadmin

By Bridie McMahon Our special reporter took to the streets of Sligo and asked some residents, out walking on this

What F**k**g Day Is It?

December 28th, 2018 | by sligoadmin

By Forbes McAllister the science fella It a phenomenal that occurs every Christmas and to a lesser extent around Easter.

The Dinner

December 25th, 2018 | by sligoadmin

By Shona McGough cookey correspondent Christmas dinner is a once a year treat for the whole family. Here is the

Shortest Day – Longest Night

December 21st, 2018 | by sligoadmin

Today is marked by the winter solstice. Midwinter marks a turning point. It occurs when one of earth’s poles has

Stock Up Now Or Else

December 20th, 2018 | by sligoadmin

By Shona McGough – shopping correspondent Panic In a series of articles based around the festive season I’ll be taking

Knobs and Knockers

December 16th, 2018 | by sligoadmin

It has emerged that Cork City Council spent a fortune preparing for the royal visit. Polish A recent report has

Annoying Little Shites

December 7th, 2018 | by sligoadmin

Locals have been calling the SSN Newsdesk in recent days about a matter of concern. They’ve been reacting to some

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