Published on July 26th, 2017 | by sligoadmin


Decrease In Sperm Count Affects Sligo Men

Men from every part of Sligo could be suffering from a decrease in Sperm Count. A leading scientist attached to Sligo IT has commented – “this is a disaster for humanity”.  A recent report highlights a “significant drop” in sperm counts among men in western countries.


Over the last 25 years or so Sperm counts in adult males have dropped around 59%. The cause of the decrease is not completely known but thought to be linked with lifestyle factors, exposure to chemicals and pesticides.

Birds, jizz, maths, wanking

SSN took to the streets of Sligo today to find out what young men thought about the issue.

Mark from Carraroe  said, “There’s nothing wrong with my jizz, I’ve fathered four kids with different birds.”

Meanwhile Jason from Rathbraughan stated, “Sperm counting, it’s got to be an educational matter. Why don’t the maths department up there in the IT get involved and get the problem sorted? They’re clever enough.”

John from the Pearce Road mused, “I know me and me mates have been wanking since we were 13, do you think we’ve gone and used it all up?”



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