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Published on June 5th, 2019 | by sligoadmin

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Don’t Slur(ry) The President

Golf

It has been reported that farmers operating near Trump’s hotel and golf course in Doonbeg county Clare have been advised against spreading slurry or cutting sliage this week.

Racist

Everyone has been asked to “do the dacent thing” as the great man’s visit will be a boost to the local economy and that’s all that really matters. We as a country need to show our support for the leader of the country that has brought many jobs here in the form of big companies that pay their fair share of taxes. We need to stand behind the “leader of the free world” even if some say he is a pussy grabbing, misogynist and a racist.

Shit

It’s believed that the activity may confuse the president. “Of course there’s also  the smell to contend with,” said local slurry spreader Pat O’Grady, “but we can always hold our noses when he’s around. If anyone is going to be spreading shit around Doonbeg this week it’s going to be Trump.”

 


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