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Published on July 7th, 2021 | by sligoadmin

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Embarrassing Mix Up

Drinking
A Sligo man admitted to friends at an outdoor drinking session how he caused an embarrassing mix up earlier this year. The drinking session took place at a popular pub in the outdoor (safe) drinking area. Things got quickly back to normality with the gathering settling into large conversation lulls – this despite 18 months of enforced isolation.

Carpenter
Mark Toshiba (not his real name) broke the silence when he told his mates about a mix up he made during the school term. “My son was in a rush to get off to school,” began the former carpenter, “ and he wanted to take sanitizer with him. I grabbed the first bottle I found and put it in his bag. It turned out to be lube.”

Jokes
Apparently Mark’s son Joshua was the butt of laughter at school when he poured the liquid onto a friend’s outstretched palms. Mark’s admission has led to a plethora of poor jokes and puns. He was sorry he slipped up. His friends quipped – 

“That was some sleight of hand,” and “I hear your son was on a slippery slope”.

We’ve certainly have had some fun in the office today coming up with our own jokes and puns.


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