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Published on May 24th, 2016 | by sligoadmin

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Enda add loads of New Junior Minister Posts to his Kitchen Cabinet

In a bold move that shows the way for the new type of Government that we can expect the Taoiseach has created the following positions at Junior Minister level. There are so many that some new departments have had to be created or dreamed up. “Can he do that?” asked a prominent opposition bench spokesman. Yes of course he can, he’s our king. Go On Enda.

We are privileged to have the following in our government…..confused-person

The Minister for Flower Pots

The Minister for Rain

The Minister for Sunshine

The Minister for Satellite Dishes and Wooden Spoons

The Minister for Tits, Arse and Bollix

The Minister for Swearing and Drinking

The Minister for Ecumenical Matters(the Fr Ted Ministry)

The Minister for Google, Facebook and Twitter – social minister

The Minister for Bringing in the Turf

The Minister for Gathering Daises and Picking Flowers

The Minister for Smokingsilly walks

The Minister for Dotting i’s

The Minister for Crossing Legs and Crossing T’s

The Minister for Putting the Top Back on the Toothpaste

The Minister for Dumping

The Minister for Humping

The Minister for Bolt Holes and Shit Holes

The Minister for Bye Ways and Pot Holes

The Minister for Cold Fusion and Confusion

The Minister for No Nuclear Power

The Minister for Space

The Minister for Fucking Up

The Minister for Taking  the Blame (for everything)

The Minister for Pissing

The Minister for Shitting Bullets

The Minister for The Pumping Skitters

The Minister for Hurling Shit

And finally The Minister for Soft Toilet Paper

 

Long live the King…..


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