Published on May 19th, 2018 | by sligoadmin0
Freeloaders Tie The Knot
Everyone was talking about it and we really couldn’t ignore it. Let’s just say it was simply a getting together of two young people. A couple with the initials HW and MM.
SSN took to the streets of Sligo today to garner public opinion.
“They’re just a couple of freeloaders,” said pensioner Jim from Cartron.
“We, the ordinary people are paying for all this bullshit and I’m sick of it,” added Mary a midwife from Rathbraughan.
“Where can I get a mask? asked Sligo IT student, Jonathan.
We of course are talking about the wedding of Hughie Walsh and Mary Morris earlier today. It’s true that both Hughie and Mary may have never worked a day in their lives and are on all kinds of benefits.
There is of course the inter-racial element to the ceremony – Hughie is from Mayo and Mary is a local Sligo girl – there will, of course, be tensions whenever their respective county teams meet in the championship.
And as for the other shenanigans over the water, Micky from Strandhill described it as “Just another official opening.”