Published on June 19th, 2015 | by sligoadmin


Garda “bike” to fight crime

woman-putting-on-lipstickIn a unique crime fighting effort Gardai are thinking outside of the box in the on-going fight to catch criminals. The “bike” in question is a woman (who cannot be named for legal reasons) who works part-time as a cleaner. She is based at a large Dublin station (which cannot be named for legal reasons). It’s believed she acquired the nickname of “The Garda Bike” because it is rumoured and believed that she has engaged in “sexual relations” with at least 50 officers of the force (none of whom can be named for legal reasons).

In the new initiative to spearhead the fight against crime it is believed the “bike” will be used as bait. She will be deployed throughout the city and if she is taken by thieves they will be nabbed. A spokesperson for the force said that if the strategy proved to be successful that the “bike” could be rolled out throughout the country.

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