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Published on August 22nd, 2015 | by sligoadmin

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Get a Political Huckstering Degree with Sligo IT

Sligo IT logoDidn’t get the place you wanted – no room for you in any third level establishment. Fear not Sligo IT wants you.

The Institute is offering a four year degree in Politics – majoring in shenanigans – and the course is open to students who attained only 100 points in the leaving.

As part of the CAO vacant places scheme Sligo IT are pursuing applicants for the programme. They are allowed advertise vacancies if any places remain unfilled in particular courses.

Promised modules in the Huckstering Degree include –  Erections and Elections, Photo Opportunities, Handshakes, Brown Envelopes (theory and practice), Shite-Hawking, Fuck-Wittery, Expense Form Completion (and manipulation) and Bombastic Posturing.

Guest lecturers from major political parties will engage with learners so they may achieve success in Brass Neck Development.

An advanced degree currently being developed will look at vote rigging and corruption.

The final year will see students complete six months work experience with a travelling circus so they will be completely prepared for life in the Daíl.

 


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