Published on December 17th, 2020 | by sligoadmin0
Have a Butchers
A new sex toy designed for women may be given the unusual and unappealing name ‘The Butcher’.
The name is derived from the character played by company owner Charlie Brooks who played the part of Janine Butcher in the popular soap Eastenders. Charlie’s company Crazy Curiosity was established to bring premium sex toys to the marketplace.
The company products are described as “top top quality but affordable”. There is no truth you may be able to get them from a stall in Albert Square market. Although it is easy to imagine market traders calling – “two for twenty, last few, get them while they’re hot”. SSN believes a sex toy for men is being considered – it may be called ‘The Mitchells’. A spokesman refused to say how far the product would go and where it would be aimed.
SSN would like to clarify that ‘aimed’ in this case refers to the segment of the marketplace the product could to be sold into and not something else that filthy minded writers for this site have suggested.