Published on May 30th, 2020 | by sligoadmin


Hit Squad in Midlands

A South American hit squad were spotted hanging out over the last few days in county Offaly.  It is believed they were due to attend a house party in Tullamore. This would have broken current travel restrictions but then again who hasn’t?


The Hit Squad supposed to contain four Brazilian men were stopped by Gardai. They were arrested and taken to various stations in the midlands county – known as the Faithful county for some unknown and obscure reason. 


Reports are sketchy at present but SligoSligoNews believe the hit squad were responsible for remixing dance versions  of popular  tunes from the genres of rock, pop and country including……

  • Mack The Knife
  • Gunsmoke
  • Bows & arrows
  • Poison Arrow
  • Cows with Guns
  • Guns of Brixton
  • Bullet the Blue Sky
  • Spanish Bombs
  • The Eton Rifles
  • Tommy Gun

and Annie Get Your Gun classic – You can’t get a man with a Gun.


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