Published on August 21st, 2016 | by sligoadmin0
Ireland’s Leading Gardeners Attack ROT Festival
Breaking news reaches SSN headquarters that a collection of the country’s top gardeners has viciously come out against the Rose Festival.
In a thinly veiled attack one ‘plant lover’ stated that he would like to feed horse shit to roses. Other leading gardeners rallied to his cause some saying they would tie them to stakes, prune them back and spray them.
When informed by SSN the Arctic Circle Rose said “this kind of treatment is worse than Guantanamo.” She went on to describe them as “sick, sick bastards” and asked what the government was going to do about it. Indeed SligoSligoNews would like to know the answer to that as well so we tried to question the relevant minister. No one in government could tell us who the minister responsible should be. “That’s a disgrace,” the Antarctic Rose commented.
Security has been stepped up for the festival in Ireland’s second favourite county (the first of course being Sligo).