Published on November 28th, 2018 | by sligoadmin0
Is it a Bird? It is a Plane? No it’s a Dick.
Reports have reached the SligoSligoNews office today that two US navy pilots were suspended because they used the contrails from their aircraft to draw a penis shape.
Contrails also known as condensation trails, are “streaks of condensed water vapour that are created in the air by an airplane at high altitudes.” The burning fuel produces carbon dioxide and water vapour.
Well these two clever dicks used their flying experience, speed and know how to zip and zag around the sky and produce a penis drawing. They flew in such a way creating a pattern that led to the drawing. They knew exactly what they were doing.
A spokesperson for the US navy stated that they have grounded the aircrew and will thoroughly investigate the matter. Those responsible will be held accountable. It is also believed that the navy commander’s nickname ironically is, “Big Dick”.