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Published on March 20th, 2017 | by sligoadmin

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Not So Happy Now

Today has been declared by the United Nations as the International Day of Happiness. So in honour of the day that’s in it SligoSligoNews took to the streets to ask the good people if they were feeling Happy. John from Cartron Heights cheekily suggested “I’d feel happy if he was to feel me.”

Stature

Outside Penney’s on O’Connell Street we met a man of small stature who claimed to be the original Happy from Snow White fame. He told us that he hasn’t been in tune with his feelings for quite some time and he put it down to his former career and those he worked with. He outlined his problems in detail.

Bitch

“Well it’s like this, Grumpy was supposed to be a miserable bastard but Bashful was the real fucker in the group. Doc was a certifiable pervert. Sneezy an alcoholic. Sleepy was addicted to cough medicine and Dopey was, well he was an eejit. As for Snow White, she was a walking bitch and a code fiend. Do you have any money so as I can get some fags?”


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