Published on September 27th, 2017 | by sligoadmin


Pizza Takeway Couple Face Jail

A randy couple who engaged in acts of a sexual nature (they had full on sex) in a pizza takeaway are facing time in prison.


The amorous twosome from a North of England town were caught on cctv and the entire sequence of events was replayed in court when their trial took place this week.  As shop workers carried on with the business of feeding a hungry town, cooking pizza, fulfilling orders and making deliveries the horny couple had their way with each other.


It’s believed that they ordered the twelve inch hot and spicy beef with an extra topping of Italian sausage. One worker said that they had “surely stuffed the crust.”

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