Published on December 7th, 2016 | by sligoadmin


Prized Dag ‘Spunky’ Returned

There was a palpable sense of relief around the Cartron area as the popular terrier Spunky returned to his owner earlier today. Dom (not his real name) was delighted to have Sparky back and produced a big bone as a welcome home gift for his beloved pooch.


Speculation was rife among locals that the mutt been ‘dognapped’. This was due to his impressive earning potential. So far Spunky has made 30 bitches  around the estate pregnant and Dom charges €5 a go for his services. “He’ll make a couple a thousand for me, no problem, but don’t inform the social,” joked Dom (again not his real name).


“He a grand pet. I don’t know what I’d do without him,” said Dom (a false name for sure) “he’s bit a few people but what do you expect, he’s a dag.”

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