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Published on August 26th, 2020 | by sligoadmin

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Rovers’ Reps Travel To Barcelona

Sligo Rovers say they are set to join the big league and want to sign the biggest name in world football.

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It’s understood three members of the management team have travelled to the Catalan city in the hopes of securing a signature. The Bit O’Red – as Rovers are known – are set to compete in football’s greatest transfer battle. They are prepared to go up against PSG and the Manchester teams of City and United  to get their man.

Player
It is believed the club will pay as much as they can afford to bring a player of this standing to the north West. “Imagine the fear such a figure would strike into the likes of Dundalk, Shamrock Rovers and Bohs,” said Barry an excited Rovers spokesperson. “We’d win the league for sure,” he continued.

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SligoSligoNews have discovered that the man in question, Lyonal Messey is a waiter from the Sant Martí area of Barcelona. He has a prosthetic leg and is cross-eyed. When we put this to the transfer team they replied that they were still interested and there would definitely be a place for him in the team.  Barry went on to state “furthermore we can build a winning team around this guy”.

 


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