Sell Unwanted Prezzies With SSN
In order to curb the level of disappointment throughout the county SligoSligoNews is offering a new service to deal with the unwanted present dilemma.
Parcel
It happens to people every year; they grab a parcel with their name from under the Christmas tree, unceremoniously rip off the wrapping paper only to discover it’s exactly what they didn’t want. No matter how obvious or how often hints have been dropped they’ve remained unheeded.
Shite
Since Christmas morning we’ve been taking emails and calls from people who want to anonymously ditch the tack they’ve received. So we’ve decided to be the man in the middle and help locals get rid of reams of unwanted shite.
To start things off check out the following list of gifts where we’ve been asked to sell. Contact us if you are interested.
Comedy Xmas jumper – Free – Garry the Grouch
Stuffed goose €12 – Vincent the Vegetarian
6 pack of Lidl Men’s very brief briefs €3 – Mary – Cranmore
2 pkts of super small lemon flavoured ribbed condoms €1.50 – Jessica – Cartron
1 Sexy Basque (large) made of chocolate (slightly melted) – €2 – Fred – Sligo
Daniel O’Donnell body suit and face mask – €10 – Joe – Heavy Metal fan
Fireworks – pack of ten (slightly damp) €5 – Arron the Arsonist
Half eaten pepperoni pizza – €2 – Mannie has the munchies.
Whoopee cushion – €1 – Granny Smith
Power Drill – €12 – Aisling – Rathbraughan
Nokia 1209 – €.50 – John – Market Square
Pack of 6 Coasters – €1 – Tony The Tramp
Shower Gel, soap, smelly stuff – €2 – Tony The Tramp again
