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Published on September 6th, 2018 | by sligoadmin

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Sligo Man To Run For The House

A local man about town, and all-round good egg is planning to run for the post of Uachtarán na hÉireann (President of Ireland).

Dickhead

Thadddeus McFinnerty O’Really (49) of Rathbraughan Heights – wants a tilt at the top job and the Sligo native thinks he has a chance. Thad – also known as ‘That Dickhead’ is urging everyone to go out there and vote for him, of if not for him then not to vote at all.

Fucker

The nomination isn’t in the bag as yet but he’s hoping to secure it from a number of county councils. He’s sure Sligo will back him. President Thad – the title he hopes to become known as – is looking forward to visiting the white house next St. Patrick’s day to “present that fucker with a bunch of weeds to see how he reacts.”

Issues

Speaking to SligoSligoNews today Thad said he wishes to campaign on the following issues.

  • Free Kimberley biscuits for people aged 80 and over.
  • Chickens for the over 5’s –live chickens not cooked.
  • More mickey money for young wans who find themselves caught and left with a babby
  • A wall built around Dublin to keep Culchies out.
  • Hard core pornography made legal for dwarfs and elves.
  • Introduction of the death penalty for annoying neighbours and dirty littering scumbags – especially those who live in and around Rathbraughan.

 

 

 


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