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Published on April 27th, 2020 | by sligoadmin

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Sligo Rose “Devastated”

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“It was going to be my f*vKing year,” said Stacy O’Reilly-McDonagh-Leary. The triple barrelled Sligo Rose was “spitting blood” over the decision to cancel this year’s competition according to friends and acquaintances. A medium had told the Sligo hopeful she would win the prestigious beauty competition in 2020 and charged her €250 for the prediction.

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In an interview with SligoSligoNews she sincerely, quietly and nervously voiced her profound disappointment  – “It’s a f*cking joke. Ba&tard Co-vid virus f*&kers. Everyone said – it’s going to be your year Stace (that’s what people call me for short)”.

Fellas

Stace suggested the organisers had conspired with the Covids against her. “It has nothing to do with a killer virus,” she said “they found out that I have three kids fathered by four different fellas, that I smoke, drink and I’ve been known to take drugs. Spoilsport f*%Kers”.

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SligoSligoNews has since managed to contact the medium who no longer describes himself as such, “I’m a large now as I’ve piled on the weight since the lockdown started”.

 


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