Published on November 13th, 2020 | by sligoadmin


Sligo Woman Reveals Cause of Venus Atmosphere Discovery

The scientific world was up in a heap in October when it was revealed Phosphine had been discovered in the atmosphere of planet Venus. They said this indicated a form of life on the planet.


Venus is named after the Roman goddess of love and beauty and is the second planet from the Sun. A top top scientist told SSN that phosphine is a colourless, flammable, very toxic gas compound with the chemical formula PH3. We believe he got that off of wikipedia. The gas is the result of the waste products from millions of tiny organisms – in effect their farts.


However Sligo woman Mary McGill (48) has destroyed that theory. She told SSN she knew the discovery was down to her husband Joe – “It was he’s fault,” she said “I sent him out the back because he wouldn’t stop letting off in the sitting room. Next thing there’s all these crazy scientific claims. But we know the cause of it all”. Joe refused to comment on the matter. 

Scientists around the world have so far failed to dispute the Sligo woman’s claim.

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