Published on March 1st, 2017 | by sligoadmin0
Tar – My Favourite Brand
A recent scientific study by scientists has shown recently that a person who smokes an average of 20 cigarettes a day could be ingesting the equivalent of a cup of tar through smoke every year. The study says this is very harmful.
But native Jimmy McGovern (55) has hit out at the claims calling them “a pile of horse …. nonsense”. Jimmy, who ingests a cup of tar every other week says it hasn’t affected his health. “How about that HSE, you can f*&k off with your campaigns now,” said the defiant Sligo man.
A HSE spokesman claimed that these actions are extremely dangerous and that tar derived from tobacco smoke is sticky, stains teeth, fingers and nails and is a horrible brown colour. The tar contains substances that are know to be carcinogenic. “One in two smokers will die of a tobacco related disease,” he continued.
But the bold Jimmy had the last word for the health obsessed bureaucrat – “I haven’t smoked a day in my life, I just like drinking tar – so I’m ok Jack”.