TD Blames Former US Presidents for Irish Road Deaths

A rural TD has controversially declared his belief in the role, that US Presidents have played in Irish road deaths. Danny Healy-Rae stated, “nobody caused a fatality by having three glasses of Guinness drank”.

Bushes

According to the TD it’s not alcohol that’s the problem but apparently Bushes. What SSN cannot understand is why former United States politicians are coming over here and causing accidents. This information however, was not forthcoming.

Drunk

The allegation has been universally panned by members of the public and those concerned by the amount of accidents and deaths caused by drink drivers.

As of this afternoon the former Presidents were not available for comment.