Published on September 3rd, 2019 | by sligoadmin0
Trump To Buy Norn Iron
Rumours have been circulating around Washington all morning that President Donald Trump has offered to buy Northern Ireland from Great Britain.
Boris Johnson is said to be seriously thinking about the offer. If the deal goes ahead the sale would negate the need for the backstop and would solve his whole Brexit crisis.
It’s believed that Trump has offered some cash and will swap Puerto Rico for the former trouble spot. The cash offer would only become payable once the whole of Ireland joins the US. The president was said to be excited that the “little pixie green people”, would automatically become US citizens.
There is the little matter of what to do with Unionists if the purchase goes through. Trump has said in the past that he dislikes unions and hinted that they could be deported to Mexico.