NEWS

Published on November 28th, 2018 | by sligoadmin

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It was reported elsewhere today that a soccer team in Dublin falsely reported that a player had died leading to a fixture postponement. Teams at other grounds observed a minute’s silence before games.

Clubs

It’s not known if the postponement resulted in an advantage for the team but this will be investigated. However the whole scenario has give league of Ireland teams a new tactic. From next season a number of clubs stated they will be signing previously deceased players.

Smartarse

Sligo Rovers have targeted a number of deceased former world cup winners in their bid to win the league. However a smartarse fan rang in to say he’s not sure anyone would really notice the change in the team.

Chance

Specialised coaches trained in the art of Voodoo are being recruited from the West Indies. If this proves successful then some of the “un-dead” may get a chance with Mick McCarthy’s Ireland.


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